CRNA Long Sleeve Tee — "But Your Patient Is Just As Unconcous" Humor Shirt

Same result. Half the debt. Zero apologies.

You spent years mastering the art of putting people under and bringing them back — safely, skillfully, every single time. The only difference between you and the anesthesiologist? About $200,000 in student loans and a title nobody in the OR actually cares about when the patient is counting down from ten.

Wear this one proudly. You've earned it.

Why you'll love it:

• Soft, medium-weight vintage-feel cotton (6.0 oz/yd²) — substantial enough for long shifts, comfortable enough for everything after
• Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a smooth, lasting fit
• Ribbed collar and shoulder tape keep their shape wash after wash
• Bold CRNA humor graphic that every anesthesia professional will immediately get
• Perfect for break rooms, post-call coffee runs, and anywhere you want to be the funniest person who also just saved a life

The message: "CRNA — Not quite an Anesthesiologist. But your patient is just as unconscious. So... same thing."

Because honestly? Same thing.

Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium. Do not dry clean or iron.

Product features
- Environmentally-friendly thicker cotton for a vintage feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) reduces waste and keeps a smooth silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability
- Medium-weight fabric (6.0 oz/yd²) with a classic fit; runs smaller than usual
- DTF inner neck labels and sewn-in label; compliant with EU REACH